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Wacky tales

Before I start this story, I should introduce myself. Well hi my name is Harry Potter. Now let’s get this straight. I’m not a wizard and I’m not like that other character that has a wand and goesexpelleamous all day long.

Well let’s start this story, shall we… Well it all started a long time ago, when there was nothing, completely nothing. I hope you hear this right I said “NOTHING”. Nothing except me. Ok I might have told a light lie. I have a best friend which is a vanilla milkshake. Yes that’s right a vanilla milkshake.

All of a sudden there was a big noise. The noise sounded a bit like this “Ka-pow”, no like this “Crash”, no like this “Bata Bing”, well at least I think. Ok I think you get the point.

I then noticed that there was country life around me and a small creek with clear blue water. I really couldn’t believe my eyes. There was life, buildings, people, trees animals and a dessert bar. As I looked to my best friend the vanilla milkshake we started running towards the dessert bar.

As we went to go and get some dessert; I noticed that a good or bad witch was following us until I bumped into the queen or was it a king. The king or queen started talking to the witch that was following us. I managed to sneak away when they started to talk about the warts especially the one on the witches nose. It was really disgusting. Like I said “REALLY DISGUSTING”.

As I got out of the dessert bar, I completely forgot about my best friend the vanilla milkshake. As I went to go search for my best friend I bumped into a big nose. I mean a really big nose. I mean a really, really, really realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly big nose. But not just an ordinary nose, this nose had a really big wart on it and when I mean big I mean really biggggggggggggggggggggg (WART). As I passed the wart ah I mean nose. It started talking to me and said “Hay want to be my best friend”. Then I replied “Yeah ok”. But before I realised what I said, it was to late. The nose started to dance around but to me he looked like he was about to fly of a tan story building.

But hang on a minute, who would be best friends with a nose that has a big wart on it in the first place. Well guess what, it’s me. The answer is me. I’m the silly person who would be best friends with a nose (with a wart) in the first place.

Wait, why am I wrapped in my blankets. Sooo let me get this straight that whole thing was a dream. That was just my all my crazy imagination. I’m so lucky that whole thing was a dream.

Oh and just one thing I do have a wand and I do know the expelleamous charm which I do all day. Just one more thing my name is really Harry Potter.